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By all Means... MARRY!
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
The great question...
which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
>Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
>Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.">Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
>James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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